STOMA Scat Aficionados CD

 

… Holland gore perversion in vein of GUT, LDOH, CBT, hyper gore

 

 

01 In Grind We Crust
02 Sodomized At The Gay Parade
03 Drastic Clit Castration
04 Scat Aficionados
05 Brutaly Raped / Gently Dissected
06 Cum Choked
07 Kaviar Schlampe
08 Corn Holle Armageddon

09 Stepfather´s Fate

10 Climaxing The Paedophile

11 Violet As(s) Fuck

12 Work For Never

13 Feasting On A Vegan Cadaver

14 Old Hags In Body Bags

15 Oh My Gush

16 My Kid Sister

 

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REVIEWS:

Ce qui est bien avec les groupes de grind, c’est qu’à la seule vue de la pochette on sait ce qu’on va écouter. Au vu du titre de l’album aussi, du reste… Pourtant Stoma ce n’est pas à proprement parler de la merde. Malgré une imagerie immonde et/ou comique (voir les photos intérieures…), Stoma nous balance un truc plutôt carré, bien rentre-dedans qui, s’il n’évite pas les clichés du genre, reste relativement efficace.
Le quintet néerlandais nous balance tout son savoir-faire en 16 titres et 28 mns. Le son est plutôt honnête, compte tenu du temps passé en studio (5 jours mix compris), et les quelques parasites ne sont pas très gènants. De toutes façons le propos n’est pas là. La démarche grind reste très proche de celle du punk, à savoir : urgence, DIY et rock n’roll. Les riffs des Bataves me font penser au grind de nos frenchies de Depraved, un mélange de punk et de gros riffs bien gras qui s’il n’est pas révolutionnaire, rempli à parfection son rôle. De temps en temps la tête bouge au rythme mid-tempo de la musique, signe d’une efficacité somme toute honnête. Les voix relèvent elles aussi du gimmick grind, à savoir alternance de voix aigues et de gros growls incompréhensibles. Deci-delà quelques samples de films de boules ponctuent le discours, comme d’habitude serais-je tenté de dire.
Bref, rien de neuf dans la démarche de Stoma, mais pour les amateurs de porn grind ça devrait suffire à leur bonheur. Vous voulez quelques titres ? « Sodomized at the gay parade », “Cum choked », “Feasting on a vegan cadaver »… Tout un programme !

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STOMA: Scat aficionados (BIZARRE LEPROUS PRODUCTION, 2004)

Itt az újabb pornó-orientált brigád Hollandiából a Rompeprop és a SMES után… Hmmm…. Esküszöm, valami beIe van ott keverve a vízbe, mivel minden egyes, abból a régióból újonnan felbukkanó banda ilyen pervez imázzsal rendelkezik. Semmi bajom ezzel addig, amíg az egész eg poén, de ha valaki azt akarja nekem bemesélni, hogy milyen jó és laza dolog a kaka-pisi-szex, az animál-szex és más gusztustalan dolgok, akkor attól hamar lefáradok… Természetesen a zenével itt sincs semmi baj, ugyanis csúcsminőségű gore/grind-ot kapunk az arcunkba, ráadásul egy hiper-szuper hangzással, az elképzelhető legmaximálisabb nyers energiával, sebességgel és brutalitással. Érdekes módon a banda agya nem csak kizárólag a pornó körül forog, vannak itt boncolós, operálós szövegek is, de old-school crustcore klisék is. A dalszövegek és a számcímek amúgy hemzsegnek a poénoktól, és a 100%-os gusztustalan külalak is garantált… Csak gyomorral kell bírni! Haha!

Hibátlan brutál zene amely számomra nélkülöz minden üzenet értékű dolgot, de ez legyen az én bajom. A mániákusok ezt is imádni fogják!

Oral Climax Fanzine (Hungary)

 

Interview with STOMA band

 

 

(made for the fanzine „ORAL CLIMAX” by Stauderer János, Hungary)

 

 

1.      Please tell me all important things about STOMA! Biography, discography and if you have, than also projects etc.

 

Ok here we go, Stoma was formed in 1998 as a project when former drummer Puke Vomit and guitar player Still beer were still playing in a band called Brainshit. Singer G.O.B. wanted to start a band with these two guys called Stoma. After a few months growl master 391 accompanied the band to complete the vocal section. During the period of 1999 drummer Ziggy joined Brainshit and Puke Vomit moved to the Bass guitar, which he preferred. It took a couple of months when Brainshit and Stoma merged as one band and the new band was born.  During the period of 2000 things went real well and Stoma went to studio Lobbes in Opeinde to record eight songs. Four of the recorded tracks were put under the name "Gory Human Pancake" on a split MCD with the Dutch grind gods "Last days of Humanity" wich was released in 2001. Also are we on the Gut tribute from American Line Productions Mexico performing "Anal Sushi".Since then Stoma played several gigs throughout The Netherlands with numerous grindcore bands from Holland and beyond.In februari 2004 Stoma recorded their debut full length Cd "Scat Aficionados" for Bizarre Leprous Productions.Some projects/bands are/were Aversion,Brainshit,Life Sick,Perturbative Tape Raper.

 

2.      Why did you choose that band-name „STOMA”? Because the people need hard stomach for it? Haha!

 

That name I had in my mind a long time before I hooked with those guys and sounded just right for the kind of music we wanted to make,so nothing spectacular here.

 

3.      Please, tell us about the disgusting situation, which can be seen on the cover-desing of your album „Scat Aficionados”! I guess, this picture was made from a very bizarre porno-movie… Am I right? Was it not too disgusting and hard for you, to watching to it until it ends for finding the best scene? Haha!

 

Well actually it`s not from a movie(at least as far as I know).It`s just a nice scat pic we found on the internet and it suits the lyrical content of the title song.

 

4.      I don’t understand 100% the title of your album. Who have to go? Who the fuck are those „Aficionados”, who have to „scat”?

 

Well it`s quite simple,Scat=shit and aficonados=lovers so it`s about people who love to fuck around with shit,and I made a nice story about them.

 

5.      In the inlay-desing of your CD „Scat Aficionados” you use a picture about a little boy with an funny T-shirt. Is that the baby of somebody from the band, or a foreign boy? What do you think, what is the opinion of the family of that baby about his beeing „famous”? Haha! And is it not an insult for the family?

 

Your wrong here,it`s not a boy but a girl and she`s the daughter of our bass player Puke vomit.We originally had another picture for the inlay but it got fucked up, so Puke came up with this idea of his daughter being in there so I don`t think the family minds.Maybe when she`s grown up she`ll probably think "What the fuck were you perverts thinking?? Using my pretty picture for your fucked up crap!" Hehehe

 

6.      I read in the inlay-desing of your CD „Assholes forever!!!”. Are you those „assholes”? And how long can you live the life-style of the „assholes”? What is the life-style of an „asshole”?

 

Ofcourse are we those assholes,hehe.We`re proud of living the life-style of an asshole for al those years.The lifestyle of an asshole is doing our own thing and don`t care about anything else, oh and being insensitive pricks also helps, hehe

 

7.      And what is the ars-poetica of an „asshole”?

 

I think the lyrical concept of "Scat aficionados" covers that nicely.

 

8.      You can be seen in some bizarre porno-situations in the booklet. Are they montages, or real situations? They are really very bizarre! Do you have other bizarre photos about the band members? Which is the most bizarre idea in your mind?

 

What the fuck do you think?? Ofcourse they are real and yes we`ve got more.I think they are all pretty bizarre but Ziggy fucking that goat gave the most laughs.

 

9.      I know some Dutch gore/grind bands, and all of them are sooooooo porn-minded ones… What is mixed into the water outhere? Haha!

 

Pussy juice,for sure!!

 

10.  Your guitarist, „Still Beer” is charaterized as „neverending story teller”. His favorite story? And his favorite joke?

 

I didn`t ask him for his favourite story because he didn`t get that name „neverending story teller” for nothing,when he starts to tell there`s no stopping it,he never fuckin` quits and you`d be having an interview of 20,30 pages of more with his mindless dribble.Same for the jokes,they`re too long, not funny and he doesn`t remember the end of it when he`s halfway through the joke and than just keeps on stalling,trying to remember the clou of the fuckin` joke!

 

11.  Which is your favorite topic from the album? I gues „Oh my gush”. Haha! By the way: how many percent reality and how many percent joke are there in your topics? I guess, every topics have a real basis, or?

 

My favourite topic is indeed the art of female ejaculation,every song is based in reality and some have some sarcastic/imaginary content thrown in there just for fun and for some good stories.

 

12.  Your oppinion about gays? Haha! I just ask it, because you have a song „Sodomized at the gay parade”. Hahaha! And what do you think about the filthy pedophiles („Climaxing the paedoifile”)? And about vegas („Feasting on a vegan cadaver”)?

 

I don`t care for them and "Sodomized" just handles about a dragqueen being sodomized by some fags and is basically just another sexually depraved story.Paedophiles are just some of the lowest scums on this planet and vegans just are bunch of tree-hugging hippies which we are thankfull for so there`s more meat,drugs and booze for us.

 

13.  What is the fate of the stepfather? („Stepfather’s fate”)

 

He gets his brains blown out with a gun in his mouth.

 

14.  Who is that Caviare-bitch („Kaviar Schlampe”)? What is her story?

 

Just another shit story I came up with only it`s in German,I guess the lovely lady on the front of our cd-booklet is the "Kaviar Schlampe" and her story handles about all the nice things she does with human feces.

 

15.  As far as I noticed, you work with several types of texts: pron-topics („Violent assfuck” etc.), classic gore-topics with chirulgical title („Drastic clit castration” etc.), lot of joke („Old hags in body bags” etc.), old-school crust/core topics („In grind we crust”) rebelish topics („Work for never”) etc. etc. Your fav?

 

Well as you nicely point out the different lyrical subjects,and as I am responsible for all the lyrics,I must say that my favourite subject still is the porn thing and all the depravities that go with it.But the other subjects I also like otherwise I would`t have written them.

 

16.  In Europe the liberalism and the political correct views rule nowadays… Didn’t you have any problems with those songs, like „Sodomized at the gay-parade”?

 

Hell no! Fuck that PC crap!! And what`s wrong with "Sodomized at the gay-parade"?? I mean the title sure isn`t anti gay and the lyrics aren`t either and they aren`t printed in the cd booklet so how could they have any problems with that song?? Damn!!

 

17.  What is your privat job? Does it have anything to do with music or with beer or with pornography? Haha!

 

I am a construction worker,so no music,beer or porn in my job,...well maybe a little,hehe

 

18.  Usually where do you began to make a new song? In a bar? Haha!

 

In our practice room after lots of beer and weed,we jam and usually there`s something usefull like a nice riff and we record that on a PC with Cool Edit Pro and try to work from there to a complete song.Then when the music`s complete we do the vocals.

 

19.  Who and how are your fans? Porn-mided freaks (like you), or normally, ordinaly metal/punk heads? Are there a crew or circle of friends behind STOMA?

 

Gore/porn grinders,metalheads,punx,crusts,scatlovers,just your bunch of perverts with a sense of humor.We`ve got some close friends who try to see us as much as possible.

 

20.  What do you like better: amateur porn-movies with real people or a professional porn-fim with beautiful girls/models and wellknown stars?

 

I like so much different kinds of porn and you want me to choose between the above?? Well Ok, I go for the pro-porn with beautifull girls. But real favourites are movies from: GGG, Zero Tolerance, Amazing Ty, MaxHardcore, Squirting 101 and more who I can`t remember right now.

 

21.  Do you play live gigs, or are you studio-terrorists? How is an usually live show of yours?

 

Ofcourse we do play live gigs,it`s the most fun!!But we don`t mind being in the studio as long as we get our booze and dope. A life show is really intense and we give everything in an about 40 minutes show.And some of us tend to dress up like idiots.

 

22.  Ok, that was all! Close the interview, however you want!

 

Thanx Janos for the intie.good luck with your magazine...and Grind On!!! Assholes forever Bitches!!!